dark-deception:

radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read

HAHAHA

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

firelordwael:

mollywhoaftw:

crowleys-angel:

crayolaxmonster:

tayvengeance:

4rcticmonkey:

Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice

sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices

Sometimes I talk and nobody notices 

At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Just like my social life

Oh God